Monday :: 08 February 2010 :: 04:48 PM
320 days to Christmas!
China Can Produce Cheaper Than The USA
Ever Wonder How China makes Stuff Cheaper than us?
China needs "fair trade" instead of "free trade," and maybe the greater profit margins will make room for OSHA, EPA, and some of the other trappings that make America great!
The Construction Site Hard Hat
The Dust and Particle Free Breathing Apparatus
OSHA Approved Scaffolding
And my all-time favorite . . .
The "New" Lightweight Welders Mask
Random Humor: Another Fishing Story
I have never been good at fishing. Over the years I have discovered there are only two kinds of fishermen: those who fish for sport and those who catch something.
I've never figured out, when I fish, if I am drowning worms or teaching them to fish.
I usually stop at the fish store on the way home and have him toss me a fish so I can say I caught it.
I used to go fishing with my sister's father-in-law, Bill. Every time we went out he'd be picking these things out of the water left and right. I would sit there in amazement wondering what his secret was.
One day I got up early to get to our fishing spot by myself, thinking I might catch something with one less pole in the water. Hours went by without a nibble when suddenly, a fish leaps up to the side of my boat and says, "Hey where's Bill?"
An old high school friend was visiting and we decided to go fishing. We were just sitting above the river with our lines in the water when my friend says, "Hey, twenty bucks on the person who catches the first fish."
"You're on," I says.
Soon I got a nibble and became so excited that I fell into the water.
"Hold everything! yelled my friend. "If you're going to dive for them the bet's off."